Three joks :-

To day in lunch time Ravina say three joks which she already write in her rough copy,
1.- Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye
2.- English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
3.- Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…
We enjoy this three jokes, I understand meaning of first two but not understand meaning of last one, Ravina se puch nahi sakti thi because than I become a funny corrector.
So friend if you under stand this one please send me in a comment this answer………
We ask very forcefully to Ravina that where’s she collect such type jokes but she not say anything.
Hai guys now I started my orkut account and
Also you can send me there comment on my e-mail - awantikaswt96@gmail.com
But remember I answer your comment on blog with your name, so please not send me any bulgur or adult item
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First day of Manisha madam: -

To day was first day of Manisha madam’s home tuition so I reached at Suhanie’s house before time, accurate at 5 p.m. when madam comes. Manisha madam such a silly beautiful girl, silly in this séance that she is very fatty- dowel figured…………
Boys jiise extra large kahte hai - ha-ha-ha///////////
And she bear a very skin tights jeans and tee shirt, and in this she appear more fatty than actual……….///////////////
But he looking so beautiful because she have a very fare, shined, soft and glorious skin…………………..
Such koi bhi ladki unse jails kar sakti hai//////////////
Her jeans was navy blue and shirt was light gray….at that front writhed quote –HOT
Her nail was tail and gray polished, she use a dark colored lipstick and big artificial ring in ear………
She bear a quite glorying chain in neck, which hang a LOVE pendent and she bear a pink stoned ring in her ring finger//////////////
Such I have never see that type of most beautiful girl ……………
She bears very black sharper sandals in foot, in which her fair foot was extra bright…
She bears a funky style wrist watch////////////
Definite hamari aachi banegi because beautiful girl se meri dosti jamti hai////////////
But very first thing is that ki mujhe biology and science me aach karna hai
In 9’Th class meara demotion hua hai otherwise I was second position in 8’Th
And tab bhi mujhe bahut bura laga tha because my competitor and enemy radhika was first in class, aur isi karan bah mere class ki monitor hai and I was second monitor and mujhe ye batt bahut tisssssss karti hai/////////////
Such isse accha tha ki – meme mujhe second monitor bhi na banati//////
Kabhi - kabhi lagta hai uska sar fodh dun////////////
Sorry for this kind of talk/////
Because she try to rule on me but I have not this type nature - ki koi mujhe rule kar sake.
She have many CHAMCHI in class room because first she intelligent, second she have rich and smart dad, third she is beautiful and fashioned girl and also have a very attractive and smart brother which have a PULSOR bike so ladkiya Radhika se chipki rahti hain ye bat main aachi tarah janti hun………
Her brodher is in 12’Th student and reading in boy’s school but kabhi kabhi jab kisi function me ya other occasion per jab Radhika ke sath hota hai, tab radhika behad bhhab khati hai, realy she is a very proudly natured girl – she is KAMINI/////// also dot-dot……..ha-ha mai use abuse karne ka chance nahi chod sakti so sorry..
Ji karta hai ……..Kabhi uske brother ko …………. Utha kar………………….. akele me ………..le jakar …………………...andher me………….. kone me…………...kaskar………………..dewar se tikakar……………………………..sarafat chode kar………….. Radhika se apni dusmani bhulakar…………………………..
Usko ……..us handsome ko …………………………………………..
Us ghamandi boy ko…………………………………………….
Hath pakad kar…………..
…………………….use apne karib khich kar…………..
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Uski and apni eye band karke…….
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Use apna dost banalun……….
Ha-ha-ha
Just joking us jaise ladke ke sath main ye sab nahi karne bali
Rascal ssaaaalllllllllaaaaaaaa, again sorry
I abuse to day so much but topic hi yesa tha age dhyan rakhungi….
Suna hai uske ghar swimming pool bhi hai and she have a brand new costly fore whaler///////////::::::::;;;;;;/
Radhika ki best friend balki kaho best CHAMCHI Manju se Ansuman (Radhika’s big b) ki khub banti hai suna hai unka kuch chakkar hai a class met Rajni say about that because they both read in a same coaching of english and usne apni aankho se sab kuch dekah hai……
But mujhe kya////////////
But in study - to mai radhika ko back karke rahungi bhale mujhe kuch bhi kun na karna pade
But abhi to bahut bura hua I get 15’th rank //////// but Radhika also have 10’th rank…………………………
So ek to radhika ko back karna hi karna hai dusra first aakar clss 10’th me monitor bhi banna hai
So I study hard after this////////////
So may be I come less on blogBy-by-

about comment

vikram agen send me three comment,,,,

so very- very thank you..........

you a very special and good friend which lession a girls talk care fully and interested about my feelings and problem...........

after all mai usi ladke se dosti ki ummid kar sakti hun jo meri bhabnao ki kadra karke realy sirf ...

sabkuch jante hue bhi mujhe like kare...

other wise time pass boy friend to mujhe kitne bhi mil sakte hai

mere orkut account se define hua ki sirf 10 day me i get 200 friend request and 650 scrape...

so every body................................. man- na- man mai tera mahman.......

jo mujhe janta -pahichan ta nahi mera dost banna chata hai

or i now that it's only flurtu..

vikram say me to help about blog

so kindly his sujjetion invited

i alwas remember them so which i want to say say BINDAS because it's a only think to ramain happy

by-by- vikram

Unwanted event:-

I got my mc- period (menstrual cycle – MC)today in school time, thank god at 11a.m. when my math’s period was almost completed than I get this stupid thing other wise eighter I would be say to madam about this and become a funny corrector in my class or I colored my clothes, so both not happen. After class I run through bathroom and use my lovely pad.///////////////
I mostly get 28 days period and when it time comes I always remain pad in my school bag so I not face any problem any time due to this thing.///////////
I have two day heavy period and one or two day normal so I think that for this kind, first two Whisper Ultra is good this is a very costly 60/- rupees , and for other two day Mankind manufactured don’t worry pack is better which extra thin and high observation power is. So by this way first - panty me kuch extra feel nahi hota and again and again pad change nahi karna padta , so in this I remain long time out from home, this pad is perfumed, and beastly fit- stick on panty and six pad pack price is 23 but our dear uncle charge for it’s 20 rupees, these uncle have his shop , near my school, so mostly girl purchase there stationary as well as general objects from there. Uncle says on this special discount price – it’s only for me, I thought than what he earns from me????
MC ke dino me mai bahut up set mahsus karti hun, in morning when it’s come madam asking some question in mathematics and I feared, in this situation mostly happen this, I feel liquidity in my inner garment and I understand it’s become. During this period I become very quarreled and bed girl nature, almost bed thing about sex and boys mujhe isi period me aate hain, ghar ate hi mera dad se jhagda hua aur after some time bithout any resion i beated Jyotsna which is my sweetest sister, Gautam my brother se mera jhagda kabhi nahi hota because we have a good understanding, and we save our secret to each other. So agar hamara jhagda kabhi hua to ham ek dusre ki sikayat parent se kar sakte haie. Gautam se dhyan aaya ki Suhani says that mostly boy did masturbate , than kya Gautam bhi masturbate karta hoga, but he is very small I never see him to doing this but aage aur watch karungi>>>>

I get three comments

To day I get three comments by friend
1.-Sachin sends me comment not close orkut
So sachin after few day when I re admit my orkut account than you will be my best of best friend ….. I promise that……afterall I also want a true friend in life and mujhe tumme bo bat dikhti hai….so I miss you very much……send you kiss on your lips
2. – vikram send me a comment your profile is interesting and he want to friend me.
So vikaram you read abut me. Thank you aapne mujhe dosti ke kabil samjha after one February I create my orkut account and than I add you in my friend network….
3—lali comment on my new bra story that its fine
So lali that’s a tru story I have mare than like that story which I say you at several time so pls chack my blog regularly

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Suhani tell me that her elder brother Abhinash doing masturbation at night. I say what’s this non sense what is masturbation, than he explain that masturbation is a sexual treat, at night when he alone in the room he lay on the bed apposite and rubbing his SUSU on bed. I gave him a chata but I know that without proof Suhani is prakar ki bat nahi karti hai. ???????????????
Abhinash bhai hamse fore year’s big hai and study in Bundelkhand University, we both fear with him because he is very dangerous, unhe gussa bahut jaldi aata hai aur kabhi kabhi hamen unse kaam padta rahta hai. Last time bahi hame movi Three Ediot dekhane le gaye the aur unhone very good lunch bhi karaya tha, but that was such a good opportunity hum unhe is bat se blckmel kar sakte the. Is bat se mujhe ajeeb si bachaini hone lagi thi ki suhani ne unhe bed per SUSU rubbing karte hue apni aankho se dekha tha.
I ask to Suhani in detail first - are brother not close the door from in side and second ki -are he totally nude. Now a chance for Suhani to laugh on me. Pagal bo with clothe masturbate kar rahe the and second we sleep in same room and in night unfortunately I see this all. But how she decided its masturbation, we see in oxford dictionary, masturbation means- “to give your self sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs” page 788 in second Colum third meaning is that. But another question is that ki male ka sex organ kya hota hai, Suhani say SUSU is a mail sex organ , but I thought that ki jab women ka sex organ brest upper side hota hai to means ka bhi kuch aur upper side hona chahiye, but Suhani forse that SUSU is definet men sex organ.

Than we see, what SUSU calling in English. So in bhargav dictionary Hindi to English at 565 page first Colum in middle it mean penis in English…..
Second thing what is penis so it defined in oxford dictionary, page 936 first Colum in middle- the organ on the body of a man or male animal, use for urinating and sex….
I imagining what a romantic and thriller seen will be when Suhani see her brother to doing masturbation. Thought about them I was pleasured………

Kuch bhi ho abinash bhai kuch ganda kam to kar hi rahe the and ded se bol kar ke unki acchi khasi pitai karwai ja sakti thi. But I stope Suhani because hame bhai se hamesha kaam padta hai unki sikayat nahi karni chahiye other wise bhai se hamari dosti brake ho jayegi beside this hum kabhi unhe blackmel kar lenge…………
Suhani says- good idea and then he say me chalo apun bhi masturbate karte hain and he rubbing her Brest softly and mooned pleasurably and we both laugh loudly I know that we both not enjoyed in masturbation……
So why we not enjoy it, I not know ….